Written by Alberto Statti
Everyone should have played or at least heard of Star Wars: Battlefront by now. Many will have decided whether or not they enjoy the game and the people that enjoy it will still be playing. Personally, I was so unlucky (“Hey theres Alberto Statti, get him!”) in the game that I stopped playing pretty quickly. It might have been the fact that everyone got some amazing kills from insane distances or kicking my ass from behind before I can turn round. Maybe it was getting stuck under vehicles or only lasting a couple of minutes in a vehicle at most. Check my video for some good and bad times in Battlefront:
Okay so let me explain each clip if you are on mobile and are conserving data.
The first clip is of me with low health in an AT-ST, naturally I get his with a missile so I have to abandon ship. As I abandon ship I turn to my left and run into the left of the AT-ST I jumped out of, so I move a bit more to the left to go round it and it falls on me and my camera bugs out and I cant move until it de-spawns.
Clip 2 is a lot better looking. I initially pick up a powerup and its a thermal imploder (yes!). I throw it at the first person I see in a tunnel and get a nice kill with it. I process to move into said cave after finishing off another unlucky soul. A couple of clips into what I thought was a person but turns out to be a shiny rock and im in the cave in another fight then another then another. As if god was smiling down upon me, I got 3 kills without taking a hit. Called it a day after that before it got ruined.
Clip 3 had me shooting randomly at enemies littered about. I make a slight retreat behind a rock and as you would have guessed it, get stuck on that damn rock. I managed to jump over it and throw a grenade. The grenade actually killed someone (pure luck) just the AT-AT looks at me and blows me into oblivion.
Clip 4 consists of me being an idiot again. I was keeping it safe staying back waiting for someone to come to me as I was defending. But nope, not good enough for me, I had to run in. First thing I see is an AT-ST so I hightail it out of there. I see someone between 2 shipping crates but they aren’t looking and I assume they will go in a different direction to me. Nope they manage to get right up to, I crap my pants, miss my shots and get killed.
The finally clip is me staying back defending again but this time I learned my lesson and dont run in. Instead I get splash damage killed by someone on the other side of the planet. FML…..
by Alberto Statti